I'm slowly losing my ability to function at even the simplest things, and I blame this on the fact that the simplest things are increasingly being complicated beyond my modest ability to keep up.

Door County is odd. It's the "thumb" of Wisconsin, for the unfamiliar, and it is basically the Sweden Pavilion at Epcot Center crossed with modern rural Wisconsin crossed with any other place white people choose to retire. 

Last fall, the Rolling Stones announced their first tour in a couple of years. My wife is a huge fan, so I got tickets for Christmas.

I like long road trips. I like driving for a long time and seeing a lot of things on the way to somewhere interesting that I've either never been to before or went to, loved, and get to go again.