I've always been a pretty devoted renter. I don't know anyone who's bought a house or a condo that's spoken warmly of the experience past the first few days.

It was just after the dumpster blew into the side of a car I've owned less than a week that I decided it was time to tap out and let 2020 take the win.

Why do people keep using the phrase "when things return to normal"? Things aren't going back to the way they were, ever. That's OK though: if you're dealing with quarantine right, you won't want them to.

What a great March. I'm not sure I've had a nicer month in recent memory.